As an extremely lazy person, I have found increasing joy in the Crest brand of toothpaste, specifically their more special products. This stems primarily from two reasons:

1. They use of a flip top, meaning I don't have to use two hands to get it off.
2. They send free stuff to my father, who in turn gives it to me.

However, there came a point last year when I was in need of toothpaste, yet no father was near. So I ventured to the store with my preferences in mind, and proceeded to try a new flavor of their "Whitening Expressions" line.

Vanilla Mint? The scratch-n-sniff seemed promising. I took it home and proceeded to use it. After a few days of enjoyment, I came to a tootbrush-shattering realization. This toothpaste tastes like cookies. A strange vanilla-mint cookie. Actually, it tastes like a vanilla cookie ground up and added to toothpaste, or perhaps a cookie with toothpaste frosting. Either way, it's weird. It's like some sort of backwards effect of an earlier post. Now whenever I brush with the stuff, it takes me an extra long time because I have to brush off the cookie I am eating by brushing.