It has come to my attention that not everyone reading this knows me very well. As a result, there are many who do not understand the Revolution. Our family has two dogs, Linus and Rigby, shown here in their finest outfits and held by my two siblings:



Linus, on the left, is the loser dog. He is much smaller and afraid of existence. Hence the irony of him starting a revolution. I can understand the confusion if one had not met or heard about the dog. But he does look pretty cute in Che's beret. Now, if you hadn't heard of Che, I guess the post would have been twice as confusing. I can understand... no, wait. There is no excuse for not recognizing or having heard of Che. I'm looking at you, Mr. Morris.

your sister is cute--though she looks a little too much like you for my comfort.    

So you're saying she looks like a boy? That's generally not a sign of a cute girl. Also, she's married.    

I like the direction this post is going. You need to blog more about your awesome sister.    

I don't understand why you like a discussion of how you look like a boy. Do you seriously lack attention?