Although I originally found this advertisement in high school, it's still one of the most frighteningly placid things I have ever seen. In protest of their advertising practices, I illegally downloaded the product, an "ear training supercourse" in the form of a series of CDs. David Lucas Burge, presumably the man pictured in the ad, has one of the strangest voices I have heard on any recording of human spoken voice. If it weren't for the information I was getting from the words he was speaking, I would have turned it off and listened to something more soothing, such as a metal spoon in a blender.
My curiosity sparked, I did a Google Image search for this man and two other pictures came up:
Now, I'm not sure if there are even two pictures of the same man, but I consider all three very eerie. I'm giving David Lucas Burge the "Creepy Man of the Day" award.
(There is no actual prize, but I suppose if he wants to, he can think of it as an excuse to do everyday creepy activities. Like staring. Or breathing heavily.)