For some reason, the Nordstrom penny bags are really long. They're probably twice as long as a normal plastic bag. Because of this, one might look at it and think it looks very similar to a one-piece bathing suit, sans the holes for legs. And very easily, one might get the idea to make holes for legs, then proceed to try on the new bathing suit, then force a brother to try it on, then force a husband. These events are all so possible they actually happened. Unfortunately, Shane does not possess amazingly Asian contortion skills and size, so he broke the bag. Sad face.
Jayna again (for posterity):
Me:
The White Man:
Every plastic bag's friend, the Accordion:
