In honor of her special day, this post is dedicated to my sister, Jayna. I've known Jayna for some time now, so you can trust in my judgment that her early years were just as weird as the later ones.

As you probably do not know, Jayna is the official editor of this blog. The only reason this is official is because I'm saying it right now. Prior to this, she was just the first person who would read my posts and actually send me corrections. She is remarkably speedy at noting the changes because it is one of her many fortes to find things on the internet. If there is something on the internet, she probably knows about it. I don't think she does anything useful at work.

I'm done with writing about her. It's not really funny and I feel my English skills have gone downhill. So happy birthday, and here's one of the less flattering pictures I found of you:



(Yes, that's a plastic bag. More on that in a later post.)

I wish I had known jayna's birthday was yesterday -- I would have stalked her!    

be still my beating heart...    

There's still time! Stalking Jayna is always a beneficial way to spend time. I really ought to find more strange pictures of her.    

GAH. As your editor, I require that I see all your posts before they go live (so I can exercise my veto power). Especially if they include pictures of me wearing a bathing suit made out of a plastic bag. I really don't think this one would have made it to publication.    

Oh, don't worry. Ben thought it was hot.    

Then it was so worth it.    

That's what I thought.