I would like to formally acknowledge the fact that my computer is retarded. It looks similar to most computers, but has an IQ roughly equal to paint. Many think that "complete immersion" would be good for the computer socially, but they are wrong. Other computers would make fun of it and lower its self esteem. Even worse, the more mature computers would focus so hard on not staring, it would be the same as ignoring it.

Amazingly enough, I am using said computer to write this. You might not find this so strange, but that's because you don't know my computer. Yesterday, it decided to throw a fit and not turn on. After several futile attempts, I reinstalled the OS and it worked. For five minutes. Then I gave up.

This morning, it decided to work again. It seemed completely normal for another five minutes, then refused to behave. It now works whenever it feels like it. Apparently now is one of those times. I should post this now while I still have the chance.

I hate this computer.