I'm in a bit of a predicament right now. I have a free Hammond organ at my theoretical fingertips, yet no means of obtaining it. Basically, I responded to an offer on craigslist for a free organ and the seller gave me first dibs. The problem? It's 390 pounds and I have a seriously hard time bench pressing the bar. Granted, this seems like a desperate attempt to get someone to help me. But if we all take a step back, it's funny... right?

you can always find two idiots on craigslist to huff it for you.    

Good point. Since posting this, however, I have come to the realization that it's just too much hassle. Also, the opportunity of using a truck with a hydraulic lift has fallen through.