As Jayna and I will be travelling on airplanes very shortly, we both were browsing TSA's List of Permitted and Prohibited Items. With their latest genre of freaking out, "liquids," they have also recalled some of their more hasty prohibitions. As my sister so wittingly noted, they now allow "Scissors - metal with pointed tips and blades shorter than four inches in length" in the cabin of the plane, yet due to their liquidy nature, prohibit "All creams and lotions including Neosporin or first-aid creams and ointments, topical or rash creams and ointments, suntan lotions, moisturizers, etc." They effectively allow you to inflict as many minor wounds as you desire, but do not allow for a "higher level of healing."

Also, feel free to note the timestamp and question my sanity.
Edit: It's 4:21 AM.

This just in from Boston:
I boarded the plane not only with a bottle of (liquid!) nasal spray, but with lip gloss (gel!) as well!!! The thrill of carrying Terror-Strength(tm) contraband is overwhelming.    

I know! I totally brought a bottle of valve oil into the cabin!