As an officer of the Classical Studies Association, I think it's part of my responsibility to attend this Halloween party. On top of that, I think I have to dress up as someone from antiquity. This makes me sort of sad.

On a related note, Jeff Probst was asking me if I had a costume for him to wear to parties this weekend. I informed him that I have a few lab coats and bow ties he could wear. Being Jeff, he honestly didn't know what he could do with that. So I offered the obvious: a doctor. He then got a twinkle in his eye and noted that he could add a sign that says, "Free Breast Exams." Sadly, I don't think it was a joke.