As I was driving to the Olde English show last night, I called my sister to see if there was anything she wanted to tell Ben Popik, her fake, creepy, internet boyfriend. She told me just to give him a hug. So I did.

Message from Ben:
Subtitle this picture, "I'm coming after you" or something to that effect.

That's messed up.    

So is our relationship.    

You and Josh have a relationship?    

Yes. It is messed up.    

HA! I just found this for the first time. Good lord I'm creepy.

I even creep myself out...    

For your stalkerish tendencies, I'm surprised it took you this long to find the picture.