Yesterday, I came to the realization that I don't think I could ever date a girl who abbreviates three letter words and uses numbers in place of similar sounding syllables (check out that alliteration). Looking at my track record, it's apparent I can only date extremely white, skinny, conservative girls, so I guess this can be added to the list. Oh dear. I suppose this means that I have a "type." This sort of freaks me out.

what r u talking about?    

I guess this means I can never date you.    

words escape me.    

As does capitalization.