While perusing the bargain racks at Borders, I noticed an interesting fellow. He was borderline teenage delinquent, wearing headphones and a vest or something like that. He caught my eye when he was peeking at a book with a title like "Best Sex Ever." He noticed me and started giggling. It could have been chuckling or even chortling. Ashamedly, he closed the book and walked away, but not before I shouted, "Caught you!"