The creators of Archie comics have apparently decided to update their look, effectively freaking out oodles of avid Rook players.

You can imagine how traumatic this might be for long time fans.

I mean, when it comes time to go to the bathroom, just think of the shock one might experience. I can't perform under pressure.

I had heart palpitations when I heard the news.

Not only do Betty and Veronica now have noses, but they are dressed like hoochies.

And here I was thinking that the world was ending when I read the issue where Betty turned goth because no one was paying attention to her. That had nothing on this.    

Goodness. Such a shame. Next thing you know Archie and friends will be texting and rocking out to their IPODs.    

I remember the comic where it was a shock that Veronica had a cell phone. Times have changed, my little ones.