Since AJ's girlfriend moved to Massachusetts for the quarter, he's started an "I Miss Kate" rubber band ball. Basically, whenever he gets lonely, he adds more to the ball. It's currently about 15lbs and bigger than my head.

As his roommates, whenever we get bored, we take it to the fourth floor and drop it to the ground. It was pretty amazing watching it bounce all the way back to the third floor, but we had bigger things in mind. Messier things too.

All I can say is that I'm glad there were no handicapped people parked in that spot. Now that would have been messy.    

This is why we don't allow the handicapped at our apartment. I also might have been making up that last bit.