On Wednesday, the Coffee House piano was stolen. If you're unfamiliar with UC Davis, the CoHo is a popular semi-cafeteria eating establishment located in the busiest part of campus. If you are unfamiliar with pianos, they are generally very large, heavy, and for the most part stationary instruments. Thus, it amuses me that someone would even think about stealing a piano, much less one located in a place where you would have to slowly move it about half a mile in an open area. I mean, honestly. Did they really expect to get away with it?